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ValangaValentine
Cabaret Politico #1- Frankie and
Fearless
Ghosts of Christmas Past
Why Sing?
Three Nights at The Bleeding Heart
Australian Prime Ministers' Centre
Fellowsjhip
Eleven Year Itch
John, Paul, Ringo and Georgia
Cinderella Acappella
Political Animals
Homage
A
Liberal Dose of Shortis and Simpson
ACT Creative Arts Fellowship
Tin Pan Aussie
A Yearn For Utzon
Peace Concert
Three Wise Monkeys
On Our Election
The Glugs of Gosh
City of Dreams
A Community Remembers
Sunday Afternoon with George
Spring Into Jazz
Christmas On the House
Dancing On Air
Smart Arses, Bums and Short Arses
Heartbreak Hotel
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VALANGA VALENTINE
As part of the
National Multicultural Festival, Valanga Khosa and Andrea Khosa
performed South African songs, with Ian Blake, Worldly Goods and Can Belto
choirs. Sat Feb 14, Italo-Australian Club, 8pm.
CABARET
POLITICO #1- Frankie and Fearless
Cabaret Politico is a
new political satire series, a six-pack of satire performed
every two months.
Each show is different, and each has a different guest artist.
The first show featured Frankie Armstrong.
Wed Feb 25, 8pm,
at Italo-Australian Club, Forrest.
GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST
This year's edition of Canberra's silliest and
sharpest revue, saw the team of Peter J Casey, John Shortis and
Moya Simpson combine brand new material with the most requested gems from past shows.
This included a medley of real country songs with titles like If My Nose Was
Running Money I’d Blow It All On You, up-to-date political satire, a segment of
mondegreens, Christmas carols superimposed over John Lennon
songs, and much more. Directed by Carissa Campbell, at Teatro
Vivaldi,
Nov 20- Dec 6
WHY SING?
5 choirs joined together to sing and tell the stories
of why they sing and what singing means to them. A joyous celebration of
the reach of community choirs. Featuring Can Belto, The Canberra Gay and
Lesbian Qwire, Out of the Shower Choir, The Cyrenes and Worldly Goods.
Street Theatre Sept 11-13 2008. Funded by artsACT
THREE NIGHTS AT THE
BLEEDING HEART
The latest political satire by Shortis and Simpson brought together
Queenie van de Zandt, Ian Blake, Moya and John with director Nick Byrne
in an innovative, very theatrical, satirical look at our new PM and his
sidekicks. New directions in satire for the New Order. Street
Theatre June 19-28 2008. Funded by artsACT
FELLOWSHIP at THE PRIME MINISTERS' CENTRE John Shortis was
awarded a fellowship in 2008 to research the stories of the earliest
Prime Minister and write a series of songs about them. The songs were
performed at Old parliament House on Sunday October 19 2008
ELEVEN YEAR ITCH- annual political satire
John and Moya presented their new political satire show
from May 3-19 at The Street Theatre. This year European cabaret,
vaudeville, and karaoke combined in a satire of the Howard Years.
Directed by The Street Theatre’s artistic director Caroline
Stacey, this show was a sell-out, with extra shows.
Supported by the ACT Government through their arts
funding body, artsACT.
In Melbourne,
there lives a Georgian musicologist by the name of Joseph Jordania who
grew up on Georgian music and is crazy about the Beatles. In Canberra,
there lives satirist and choir leader Moya Simpson who grew up on
Beatles music and is wild about Eastern European music. Their two
stories combined to tell a tale of musical passions, life under Soviet
censorship, swinging London, and much more. The music in John,
Paul, Ringo and Georgia ranged from traditional
Georgian/Bulgarian music, to Beatles music, and a bizarre mix of both.
Where else would you hear Help and Back in the USSR
superimposed over traditional Georgian songs, or Love Me Do sung
to the chords of Georgian work songs, or a Middle Eastern version of
Please Please Me? John, Paul, Ringo and Georgia featured
Joseph Jordania’s Golden Fleece, with Shortis and Simpson,
Worldly Goods and Can Belto choirs. It ran for two nights
at The Street Thetare, Feb 8/9, to sell-out crowds. The show was
taken to Hobart for the Festival of Voices in July 2007, and Melbourne
in August 2008. John and Moya presented a paper at The 4th International
Symposium of Georgian Traditional Polyphonic Music in Tbilisi, Georgia
on Sept 17 2008. Their paper was about the similarities between Georgian
traditional music and The Beatles.
Cinderella Acappella
Music by John Shortis, script by John Shortis and Greg Lissaman,
Directed by Greg Lissaman
Presented at The Street Theatre Studio in the October
holidays 2006, this show was based on the children's songs of John
Shortis. With songs aimed at the target group of 4-8 year olds, but,
with sharp and witty lyrics, the show was a hit with children as well as
their grown-ups. Cinderella Acappella was a musical and theatrical
experience that introduced children to the creative process, and
included an original song written with each audience and performed
acappella. John Shortis told the stories behind the songs while singers
Cherie Heaton, Julie McElhone and Moya Simpson brought the songs alive.
Songs included I'm a Green Pea, I'm Not Afraid, Wee Poo, I Am a
Spider and Cinderella Acappella, among others. many of these songs were
written when he was writer of ABC radio broadcasts for schools (the Sing
Books) in the '70s and '80s.
“…one of those rare, original, gentle and
thoroughly engaging shows that offers the ideal holiday treat for the
target age group…..catchy, enchanting melodies and a cappella
harmonies…Apart from the sense of fun, joy and drama that this skilful
quartet of performers manage to exude, there are the moments of magic
that good, honest storytelling can arouse for young and old
alike…..Shortis makes songwriting seem so simple that any four-year-old
can do it, and I suspect that after seeing this performance, there will
be kids singing their own songs at bedtime….”
Peter Wilkins, Canberra Times Oct 4 2006.
Political Animals
The Street
Theatre Studio, Canberra, May 17-June 3.
As usual, around budget time, Shortis and Simpson
presented their brand new political satire show.
This year Canberra Times cartoonist drew a
series of cartoons that depicted our fearless leaders with animal
characteristics, and John Shortis wrote a series of songs that
accompanied the visuals.
Gorillis
Kirribillis saw John Howard as a gorilla, He's a Kimbat
saw Kim Beazley as a wombat.
Brendan Nelson was half poodle/half
Nelson in Brendandoodle.
Kevin Rudd and Alexander Downer were
cat (Downer) and marsupial mouse (Rudd) in Cat and Mouse Game.
Amanda Vanstone was a mutton Bird in
The Mutton Bird Who Should Have Stayed at Home.
Bob Brown was a sugar glider in The
Greenish-Brownish Sugar Glider, Julia Gillard a darter in She's a
Darter, and Peter Costello a bull in The Costello Bull.
There were also songs about the Wheat
Board scandal, petrol costs, cartoon controversies, Tony Blair and
Gordon Brown, ACT politics, the Cronulla riots, and Rolf Harris painting
the Queen's portrait.
The season was a sell-out, with full
houses every night.
Animals.
Supported by the ACT Government through their arts
funding body, artsACT. Homage
Hall of Memory at
the Australian War Memorial, Feb 17/18.
Presented by
Shortis and Simpson with Australian War Memorial
In two sell-out performances , the Hall of Memory, affectionately known as the HOM,
was the venue for this exciting and unusual performance of world music
featuring Shortis and Simpson, their two choirs Worldly Goods and Can Belto, and cellist Charlotte Winslade.
The HOM’s extraordinary acoustics enhanced the
spine-tingling sounds of fifty voices, with a world premiere piece
composed by John Shortis based on the images and words that appear in
the stained glass windows. Also an extraordinary improvisation by
Moya and Charlotte based on the sculptures of earth, wind, water and
fire.
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A Liberal Dose of Shortis and Simpson
May 19-June 4 2005 The Street Theatre
The Shortis and Simpson annual season of up-to-the-minute political satire.
As usual, Shortis was locked up for three weeks before the season opened, fed on a diet
of daily newspapers, and furiously writing as the news happened. He slipped the new songs
back under the door for Simpson to learn, they met up for rehearsals and a brand new
hot-off-the-press show was born. The show was up-dated during the season as news changed,
and stories broke.
Songs included Shorter Than Menzies-Longer Than Hawke, Earlwood Boys Don't
Say Sorry, The Not-So-Mellow Costello, I Dont Know How to Love Kim,
Please Dont Let One Sit Next to Camilla, Mad Abbott, Is The Pope a
Catholic?, Don't You Worry 'Bout Joh.
ACT Creative Arts Fellowship
John Shortis was awarded a 2004 Fellowship to research the history
and content of political/satirical cabaret. As a result of this research he will write a
new cabaret show full of fresh influences, new ideas and approaches.
At first he delved into books, scores, scripts,
recordings to gain an understanding of how this style of cabaret began and grew, the
political climates against which it developed, and countless examples of the main writers
and venue owners.
His research has taken him from nineteenth
century Paris to twentieth century Germany, to its spread throughout Europe, its
connection to the American and English satirists, and the use of this form during the
apartheid era of South Africa.
He has now written the first draft of a new show,
implementing the influences of the songs, scripts and settings that he has been studying.
The script had a reading at The Street Theatre in early 2005.
Supported by artsACT
Tin Pan
Aussie (A treatment for a documentary film on the history of Australian popular music before rock
'n' roll)
John Shortis and Fred Harden have now created this documentary
treatment which they are proposing as a 6-part television documentary that tells this
relatively untold story. It's the story of the Australian music industry that our rock 'n'
roll stars slotted into.
Starting with the coming of ragtime and Tin Pan
Alley influences to our shores at the end of the nineteenth century, the series will give
the background to the Aussie hit songs, the singers, bandleaders, songwriters and
publishers.
Tin Pan Aussie will chart the explosion
of the sheet music market for home musiic-making on piano, player piano, guitar and
ukulele.
It will follow the story of live stage
productions from vaudeville to silent film accompaniment, pantomime to musicals, and
military concert parties.
It will tell of the rise of the gramophone and
wireless, and the changing dance crazes.
From swing to hillbilly, patriotic song to
foxtrot, dance bands and dance styles, musicals, pantomimes, Tin Pan Aussie will
make use of archival footage and sound recordings, interviews, oral histories, stills,
sheet music covers, and re-created performances.
John and Fred have completed a first draft of
their proposal, and are now compiling a package to present to potential producers.
Information 6230 4868
Assisted by artsACT
A Yearn for Utzon March 2005
Commissioned by Historic Houses Trust, this was an original show with footage that told
the story of the Opera House against the backdrop of social and political history.
Performed at the Museum of Sydney.
Peace Concert Feb 2005
Part of the National Multicultural Festival, this amazing event brought together Shortis
and Simpson with actor John Derum (leading C J Dennis exponent), Eric Bogle and band, and
the extraordinary Samsun Turkish Classical Music Choirs, direct from Turkey.
Three Wise Monkeys Dec
2004
Shortis and Simpson combined with Peter J
Casey, to make the silly season bearable by sending it up along with anything else that
captured their imaginations. Directed by Carissa Campbell.
Review- Artlook Magazine, Dec 2004
.. witty, tuneful and above all,
entertaining
.. directed with a sure touch by Carissa
Campbell
..highlights include Caseys take on the current vogue for stage
musicals based on films; the fashion show which introduces a new John Howard fashion label
J.HO; and the hilarious Thank God Im a Canberra Boy
....Moya
Simpson was at her best in her moving version of "The Streets of London" in
which she incorporates a series of stories relating her experiences as a teacher in the
East End of London to an expressive keyboard accompaniment from Peter
Casey
among other special pleasures of the show is the double keyboard
accompaniments of Casey and Shortis highlighted in a duelling pianos sequence where each
tries to outdo the other with overly familiar piano cliches. There is also an
interestingly harmonised version of the Hallelejuh Chorus sung by Shortis, Simpson
and Casey accompanied by body slapping, and a cleverly arranged Christmas Medley in
which popular songs are sung against traditional Christmas carols
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If
youre in the mood for some light-hearted festive entertainment then you should get
yourself along to the Street Theatre Studio for a rare evening of topical intimate revue
with three of Canberras most experienced entertainers in top form in Three Wise
Monkeys
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On Our Election
The Street Theatre Studio and
the Riverside Theatre Parramatta
After last years sell-out season of The Singing Budget,
Shortis and Simpson were back with 2004s brand new up-to-the-minute satire show, On
Our Election.
John Shortiss wicked pen worked overtime as he
scoured the news for foibles and follies in this, The Year of Voting Frequently.

Shortis and his hilarious vocal companion, Moya Simpson didn't leave anyone alone, from
Flip Flop Latham, Little Johnny and the gang, to Bartlett, Brown, and of course Bush,
Kerry, Stanhope et al.
The usual Shortis and Simpson mix of humour and poignancy, originality and parody was
shining through in On Our Election, with new
material so fresh that the ink was drying on the page as they performed it.
With unpredictable music styles, witty lyrics, and titles like Conga Line of Suckholes,
My Name is Markie Latham, Ive Stuffed Up Everything, Terror Firmer,
Uncle Spam, Condoleeza, and Stanhopes Your Man, it was a night
of bite.
THE GLUGS OF GOSH
National Folk
Festival, Easter
Shortis and
Simpson, Can Belto and John Derum presented this C J Dennis classic, using the music of
Michael Askill.
CITY OF DREAMS
Opening of the national Multicultural Festival, Llewellyn Hall, Feb 6
Shortis and Simpson, with Can Belto and
Worldly Goods, linked an amazing array of acts, giving a taste of the highlights of the
Multicultural Festival.
A COMMUNITY REMEMBERS
Stage '88 Commonwealth Park, January 18 2004
As part of the major commemoration of the January 2003 bushfires, Shortis and Simpson
performed John's powerful Soul of the City with cellist David Pereira and massed
choir made up of members of Worldly Goods (including Worldly Goodlets Children's Choir),
Can Belto and the Gay and Lesbian Choir.
SUNDAY AFTERNOON WITH GEORGE
Telstra Theatre, Australian War Memorial, Dec 7
2003, Jan 25 2004 In the tradition of their previous War Memorial shows,
the usual Shortis and Simpson mix of humour and poignancy in this look at Aussie airmen in
Britain, their perilous missions, their social lives, experiences of British culture, war
brides etc- accomopanying the exhibition Striking By Night, featuring G for George
Lancaster bomber. Included footage and archival songs. Written and researched by John
Shortis, performed by Shortis and Simpson.
SPRING INTO JAZZ
Various locations in Bungendore Nov 14-16 2003
John and Moya appeared in many guises
throughout this extraordinarily varied weekend of performances, which were part of
celebrations of twenty years of the Old Carrington Inn and Bungendore Woodworks.
On Friday Nov 14 at St Phillip's church
Bungendore, Can Belto appeared with jazz pianist Kevin Hunt in a concert of world music
and jazz. Moya even got to sing a couple of jazz standards with Kevin, which is a rare
event for a singer who mostly sings original Shortis songs.
On the Saturday, Worldly Goods Choir
performed at the Woodworks Gallery with legendary cellist David Pereira, Latin
percussionist Fabian Hevia, and Kevin Hunt in an amazing concert that brought together
world music, contemporary classical music and jazz. The choir opened the show with a set
of their own, then joined all the other musicians for a premiere performance of the
Woodlands Suite by Kevin Hunt.
Then on the Sunday (in the Bungendore school
hall (because of bad weather), Shortis and Simpson did a mixture of their political satire
material along with a couple of jazzish moments when they were joined by Sandy Evans and
Kevin Hunt.
CHRISTMAS ON THE HOUSE
The Street Theatre Studio Nov 18-22, Elizabeth bay House, Dec 12 2003
Shortis and Simpson went straight from Spring
Into Jazz into a week's season in the Street Theatre Studio, to mark the launch of their
new CD On the House (officially launched on Tuesday Nov 18 at Old Parliament
House by Canberra Times cartoonist Geoff Pryor). Christmas On the House featured tracks
from the CD, along with songs that sent up the silly season, plus some of their most
recent political satire. The season went well and they even managed good houses on the
nights that Australian Idol and the Rugby final were on the tele.
They performed the show again in Sydney at
Elizabeth Bay House, to a full house. Thier CD had its official Sydney launch that night,
with ex MP Tom Uren making an outstanding speech.
DANCING ON AIR
Southern Cross Club, Woden, Oct 13, 20, 27, 28 2003
ArtSound FM presented Shortis and Simpson with
actor Ian Croker and a dance band in a live show that re-created actual segments from
radio classics like Yes What?, synthetic cricket matches, Bob Dyer's Can You Take It?, the
soapie Dr Paul, and comedy with Ada and Elsie and Mo McCackie.
The dance band consisted of Ian Blake (bass and
saxes), Ross Clarke (piano),Jonathon Jones (drums) and Dave O'Neill (guitar, mandolin,
fiddle) and played hits from the '30s, '40s and '50s while dancers from Canberra
Old Time Dance Club tripped the light fantastic to foxtrots, quicksteps, waltzes and
tangos.
SMART ARSES, BUMS and SHORT ARSES Merry
Muse Folk Club, Turner, Saturday Sept 27 2003
A full house came to witness this celebration
of Canberra's political satire satire from 3 perspectives- The House Howlers (acappella
choir of journalists and parliamentary staffers from Parliament House), The Shiny Bum
Singers (public servants) and Shortis and Simpson.
HEARTBREAK HOTEL
Casino Canberra, Sat Aug 9, 2003
Harp Inn Hotel Bungendore, Sat Aug 9 2003
Sell-out audiences marked the 26th anniversary of
the alleged death of the King, when cabaret met rock 'n' roll, comedy met ballad, truth
met legend, and Elvis met Canberra and Bungendore in Heartbreak Hotel.
Shortis and Simpson, and singer/guitarist Adam
Conroy, became half of a six-piece band that took a fondly satirical look at the music and
life of the man who gave the world some of the best music, and some of the worst outfits.
The joint was jumping at Heartbreak Hotel with the
best of Elvis music from rock to sentimental, roots music to pop. There were plenty of
familiar tunes along with unpredictable moments as Moya, John, Adam and the band took an
interesting and amusing journey through the songs, the life and loves, and the musical and
social revolution that was rock 'n' roll.
THE SINGING BUDGET
The Street Theatre, Canberra
Season from 5-21 June 2003
Shortis and Simpson's annual up-to-the-minute political satire
show was a box-office and critical hit.
Written after Peter Costello brought down the
budget, the show was re-written several times with John Howard announcing that he was
staying on as PM, and Kim Beazley challenging Simon Crean for leadership of the ALP.
The songs performed were-
The Singing Budget (theme song)
The Year of the Sheep (general stories of the year)
Johnny Dubbya (John Howard in Crawford Texas)
Universal Welfare Blues (changes to health and higher education)
Kid of the New Millennium (current state of affairs from a child's point of view)
Amongst the Rubble (weapons of mass destruction)
Monsieur Le ex-Gigi (governor-general saga)
The Man From Pan (Pan Pharmaceuticals story)
Dry (drought)
Dancing On the House (security at Parliament House)
It Isn't Easy Bein' Crean (ALP leadership struggle)
Attractive to Fridges (anti-terrorist fridge magnet sent to Australian households)
Soul of the City (Canberra bushfires)
Tongue Twister (ACT politics)
The Singing Budgie (John Howard in UK with Kylie)
Ripping the News (segment of parodies about Amanda Vanstone, international travel
restrictions, Osama, the war in Iraq, children overboard, Ansett, and Shane Warne
Section 56 (section of Australian constitution about bringing down budgets, set to music)
Saddam Has Left the Bunker (where is Saddam?)
Extracts from review by Peter
Wilkins, Canberra Times, June 9, 2003
"
..The Singing Budget signals a subtle
departure from previous work. There is still the stinging wit of John Shortis's dart-sharp
lyrics, piercing the bulls-eye of political chicanery and Moya Simpson's stunning vocal
versatility from the blues to the bossa nova or country and western to
samba
However, in drawing on the issues that have shaped Costello's 2003
Budget, Shortis and Simpson uncover a more serious side to their popular cynical
frivolity. Nothing escapes their sharp satirical bite
cajoling an audience
into peals of laughter with a Gigi-style tribute to the G-G saga or probing the tragedy of
rural suffering with Dry, a moving rendition of the effects of the drought. Shortis is a
songwriter of consummate skill, as adept at a swift jibe at Little Johnny as he is at a
moving tribute to the courage of the ordinary Aussie battler
..Simpson has always
shown her talent to toss out a tune, but it is Simpson the actor who shines in Dry,
bringing the house to the verge of tears
.Her impersonations of Australia's own
Singing Budgie, Kylie Minogue, and the King himself, as well as her talent for vamping out
a sultry, sexy fridge magnet from an anti-terrorism pack reveal an actor of considerable
note
..As stinging as a treasurer's retort, as snide as John Howard's stab in the
back and as funny as a gaggle of pollies at Question Time, The Singing Budget is a welcome
breath of fresh air in troubled times. Don't miss it."
ANZAC CONCERT
Australian War Memorial, Sat April 19
National Folk Festival, Mon April 21
Eric Bogle and band, with his extraordinarily
moving songs of World War I, actor John Derum with the poems of C. J. Dennis, Shortis
& Simpson with their combination of archival and original songs, and Paul Koerbin and
Andy Busutil with songs of the Turkish war experience.
LAGER THAN LIFE- the story of
pub rock
Screensound Australia Courtyard,
15 Feb, 2003
In conjunction with Festival Records exhibition,
Shortis and Simpson took a musical, satirical look at Australia in the 70s, telling the
story behind the phenomenon of Aussie pub rock- the golden age of Thorpie, the Tatts, Acca
Dacca, Chisel etc- first half cabaret, second half full-on dancing music from Annie and
the Armadillos.
This show began as a pub show at The Harp Inn
Hotel Bungendore in October last year.
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